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	<title>Bancuri. Glume. Poante. Distractie. &#187; Bancuri cu romani</title>
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		<title>Bancuri cu romani : Cum sunt romanii</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri noi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi romani vorbesc :
- Zi-mi, te rog trei presedinti sau domnitori romani care au purtat sau poarta barba?
- Ma rog : Ferdinand, Cuza, Mihai Viteazul
- Acum, zi-mi trei animale care fac cacareze !
- Sa zicem : capra, oaia, iepurele&#8230;
- Si, la final, zi-mi denumirea a trei lacuri din tara celor o mie de lacuri, Finlanda!
- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu natiuni : Vinul si musca</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[musca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Reprezentantii mai multor natiuni se intalnesc intr-un restaurant. Toti au cerut cate un pahar de vin, dar cand au adus vinul, in fiecare pahar era o musca.
Suedezul a cerut alt vin in acelasi pahar.
Englezul &#8211; vin nou in pahar nou.
Finlandezul a scos musca si a baut vinul.
Rusul a baut vinul cu tot cu musca.
Chinezul a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu romani : Titanicul si romanul</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salvare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[titanic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe Titanic, se pare ca a fost si un roman. Dupa
impact, tipul ia o barca si vasleste disperat sa se salveze.
- Unde pleci dom’le ca mai sunt femei aici?
- Lasa-ma in pace omule, mie de f***t imi arde acum?

Bancuri cu blonde : Blonda suparata
Bancuri cu Bula : Bula pe Titanic
Bancuri din safari : Ochi ageri
Bancuri [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu romani : Mafia</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elicopter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mafia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mafioti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mertan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vila]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La conferinta internationala a mafiotilor. Dupa sedinta, capo di tutti capi il cheama pe Ion, seful mafiei romanesti, la el.
- Auzi Ioane, tu ai vila din asta cu 2 etaje cum am eu?
- Nu, raspunde Ion.
- Dar Mertzane ca ale mele, ai?
- Nu.
- Dar lant din asta gros cat 2 degete, de aur, ai?
- Nu.
- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu romani : Iadul romanesc</title>
		<link>http://deprin.ro/iadul-romanesc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 20:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri mistice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cazan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dracul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reparatii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip moare si ajunge in iad. Acolo descopera ca exista cate un iad pentru fiecare natie.
Merge in iadul german si intreaba
- Ce ti se face aici ?
- Pai… te pun pe scaunul electric pentru o ora, pe urma te aseaza pe un pat de cuie pentru inca o ora, si restul zilei te biciuieste [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu romani : Minciuni si experimente</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[experimente]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[minciuni]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un american, un rus si un roman vin cu cate un experiment:
Americanul: &#8211; Eu am inventat un lift care merge cum vrei tu, sus, jos, in stanga, in dreapta, in diagonala si inauntrul lui de fiecare data este o fata cu care poti face s*x.
Rusul: &#8211; Eu am inventat un tanc mai mic decat iarba [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu bulgari : Pestera</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bulgari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romania]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turisti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un grup de turisti bulgari se aflau intr-o excursie in Romania, prin Muntii Carpati. La un moment dat se aude un urlet infricosator: UUU-UUU-UUU.
Speriati si curiosi isi intreaba ghidul despre ce este vorba.
Ghidul le spune glumind:
-La noi, in Romania, exista un grup de femei foarte frumoase care in momentul in care le vine timpul de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu romani : Sondaj de opinie in Italia</title>
		<link>http://deprin.ro/sondaj-2/</link>
		<comments>http://deprin.ro/sondaj-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 14:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[italia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[italieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recent a fost efectuat un sondaj de opinie in Italia, in care intrebarea era:
Credeti ca sunt prea multi romani in tara?
Rezultatele au fost dupa cum urmeaza:
- 20% dintre respondenti au spus &#8220;Si&#8221;
- 10% dintre respondenti au spus &#8220;No&#8221;
- 70% dintre respondenti au spus: &#8220;E, pe dracu&#8221;

Bancuri cu romani : Cum sunt romanii
Profilul HI5 al lui [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu romani : Robotul care prinde hotii</title>
		<link>http://deprin.ro/hotii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hotie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roboti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tehnica]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://deprin.ro/?p=319</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In Japonia s-a inventat un robot, care prinde hoti.
- In Japonia in 5 minute s-au prins 100 de hoti.
- In SUA in 5 minute au prins 200 de hoti.
- In Romania, in 5 minute s-a furat robotul &#8230;..

Bancuri cu Bula : Inspirat de Loteria Nationala
Bula la scoala : Creioanele

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		<title>Bancuri cu romani : Razbunarea romanului</title>
		<link>http://deprin.ro/razbunarea-romanaului/</link>
		<comments>http://deprin.ro/razbunarea-romanaului/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu francezi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guma de mestecat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prezervative]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un roman, ajuns in Franta, isi ia &#8216;petit dejuner&#8217;-ul (cafea, croissant, paine, unt si marmelada) cand un francez, mestecandu-si nelipsita sa guma, se aseaza langa el.
Romanul il ignora in mod vadit, dar in ciuda acestui lucru, francezul il apostrofeaza:
- Voi painea o mancati toata?
Romanul raspunde, prost dispus:
-Evident.
Francezul facand un balon cu guma:
- Noi nu. In [...]]]></description>
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